Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏
even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit
no image has ever described my life quite so well
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
our first lady everyone
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house
One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.