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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

sunpat:

THIS IS THE BEST THING OMFG

seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

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