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poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

2-spook:

Just in case

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

methhomework:

what did i just read

methhomework:

what did i just read

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

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