in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
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beyonce doesn’t win grammys grammys win beyonce
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